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50 Things To Do To Confuse People In A Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop
and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on
duty that you can’t get the damn thing to work. After he/she’s turned
it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a
good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to
you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
different screen than the one it’s set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the “Smurfs” theme song and play it
at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into
top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don’t know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn
it on.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have
it, say “Just in caseā€¦” mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes
at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if
they’re crazy while typing.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before
starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until
someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, “Oops, I
forgot.”

16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time
required, pray
“Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,” and scream “YES!” when it
finishes.

17. “DISK FIGHT!!!”

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you
(It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new
friends).

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets.
Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

20. If you’re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing “The
Lion Sleeps Tonight” whenever there is processing time required.

21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape
it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then
complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.

22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive,
when it doesn’t work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly
where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all
done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After
doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to
you.

26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person
next to you. Grinds some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never
provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension,
and it is far more effective to let them linger.

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split
ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor’s keyboard as you
leave.

28. Put a large, gold framed portrait of the British Royal Family
on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes
and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and
drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic
beauty of cotton on plastic.

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your
paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the
bad working conditions.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout “You will all perish in flames!!!”
and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is
smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (i.e.. the Delete key is A
Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note
loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computer’s mouse.

35. Borrow someone else’s keyboard by reaching over, saying “Excuse
me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?”, unplugging the keyboard & taking
it.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that
sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again
until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar
so your fill isn’t affected). Then look at your neighbor’s keyboard.
Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you
do this, ask: “Does *your* delete key work?” Shake your head, and
resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until
you’ve deleted about a page of your neighbor’s document. Then, suddenly
exclaim: “Well, whaddya know? I’ve been hitting the space bar this whole
time. No wonder it wasn’t deleting! Ha!” Print out your document and
leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab
monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special
effects, put some Elmer’s Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that
the computer is drooling.)

41. Stare at the person’s next to your’s screen, look really
puzzled, burst out laughing, and say “You did that?” loudly. Keep
laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making
elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse,
then leap back and yell “COVEEEEERRRRRR!” peek up from under the
table, walk back to the computer and say. “Oh, good. It worked this
time,” and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See who’s online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk
to them like you’ve known them all your lives. Hang-up before they get
a chance to figure out you’re a total stranger.

45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound
effects. Pretend it’s the computer and look really lost.

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that
the lead doesn’t work.

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of
flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh
happily, exclaim “You’re such a marvel!!”, and kiss the screen. Repeat
this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the
keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and
walk out.

48. Run into the computer lab, shout “Armageddon is here!!!!!”,
then calmly sit down and begin to type.

49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker
chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and
say, “Give me that computer or you’ll be feeding my pet crocodile for
the next week”.

50. Two words: Tesla Coil.

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Do u reaslise by reading this u have juss wasted 5 seconds of your life???

Mwahahahaha

I’m Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Evil!!!

Hu ever is readin this u smell like Fart!!!

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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) Thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)

3) Thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)
5) Thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has
more money)
6) Thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

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Game Info

Our Game is called Exam Time!!! Pass If You Can!
We will be teaching several different things/subjects…Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Geology), Music, History, Maths and maybe a Spelling Competition…
Just a thought…
We will be teaching it to some Yr 11…We don’t know who though…We will think about it…

We will have a few questions on the subjects and the ovarall score will determine your grade…So you better pass!!!

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