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our game is composed of different subjects that students are currently doing at school. we have decided to do a round about 10 questions each on our specialist subject. each question(s) will be based on sub headings. e.g. Science, the question might be about chem, it might about bio hey it might even be about all science (boring as it is, hey it's me hackthrough taking over for 03077nguyen1) ,man im tired, me i'll be doing MODERN HISTORY i think i will be doing questions on the renassiassance + politics  fly2dasky will be covering science, little nguyen will be on maths and meeeeeeeee will be doing music fun fun fun the end of the world will be fun the apocolypes is coming fools 

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More problems…

Another problems we had was to deide what we were doing each and what about. We finally sorted it all out. BichYu is doing Science, Matt is doing history, Loc is doing Maths and Russel is doing Music.

It's all sorted!!!!

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71 Fun Things To Do On An Exam You Know You Are Going To Fail

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve
got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,
yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then
start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to
answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious
beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a
sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I
have to leave the country” and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry
Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the
exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15
min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on
your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the
exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she’s not
looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to
another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out “Screw this!” and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the
instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all
leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some
point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how good the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min,
put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of
the opera” until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest
proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers
into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything
to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next
to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2
rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if
necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly
say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve
been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And
who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know
one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and
answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor
asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb
that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a
clapper. DUH!”

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they
finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the
theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to
any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last
15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do
some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

32. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is
long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be
creative. Use the integral symbol.

33. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the
instructor’s left nostril.

34. Bring cheerleaders.

35. Bring pets.

36. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

37 Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to
be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the
instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor
to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to
stay.

38. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and
true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

39. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the
instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all
leaving after one hour to go drink)

40. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you
know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize
you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture.
Fight for your right to take the exam.

41. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing
loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this
drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”

42. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

43. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

44. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way
through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have
bad circulation.

45. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is
obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise
you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and
staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the
attached notes for references as you see fit.”

46. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

47. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around
like they do before concerts start.

48. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

49. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
etc… sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

50. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach.

51. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards
at a 90 degree angle.

52. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If
you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think.” Bring a copy of
the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find
the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to
use the phrase “Told you so”.

53. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx
Sucks”

54. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the
person next to you as if he\she did it.

55. Write a short story about your childhood, or an experience
that you once had. If you can’t think of anything, make something
up. Be creative. End the story with “I just thought I should tell
you.”

56. Wear a mask or costume, pretend that you really DO think
that you’re someone else.

57. Play loud music.

58. When you turn in your test, take all the ones under it and
throw them away or keep them or put your name on some of them.
Do it casually, as if that’s what you are supposed to do after an
exam.

59. Dress like the professor.

60. Cross-Dress.

61. Borrow a friend’s Video taping equipment and set up a lot of
lights and a camera around your desk. Call out instructions to
imaginary people who are supposed to be working the equipment.

62. Two words: Plastic Explosives.

63. Bring food or Drinks, pass them out to the class as if
you’re supposed to be giving samples for a fund raiser. Use the
words “Would you buy something like this if we had a bake sale?”
It doesn’t matter if they are baked goods or not.

64. Trip people as they walk by your desk.

65. Read all the questions out loud like Rain Man.

66. Walk around the room and ask people if there is anything
that you can help them with. Speak loudly stutter and spit. Make
a show of it.

67. Make several origami animals out of the test papers.
Re-enact scenes from your favorite soap opera with them.

68. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the
classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you.
When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules
of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

69. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

70. Order catering. The catering company should come in about
halfway through the test, and should include at least three
waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

71. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay,
let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C.
Number three, E….”

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Dumb Blondes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
– she called me to get my phone number.
– she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because
it said “concentrate.”
– she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
up her mind.
– she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
– she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and
“DON’T WALK.”
– she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
– she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
– she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
– she tried to drown a fish.
– she thought a quarterback was a refund.
– she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
– if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change
back.
– they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
grade.
– under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked
On Phonics.”
– she tripped over a cordless phone.
– she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
– at the bottom of the application where it says “sign
here”…she put Sagittarius.”
– she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
– it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
– if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
– she studied for a blood test.
– she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
– she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
– she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
– she sold the car for gas money.
– when she saw the “NC-17″ (under 17 not admitted), she went
home and got 16 friends.
– when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
– she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
– when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
– when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
“Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

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To find Funi Stuff…

To find funny stuff go on this website: http://www.chainletters.net

Click on "Humour" for the funny stuff!

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Problemz…

The first Problem we had was to think of a name for our blog and our game…

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50 Things To Do To Confuse People In A Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop
and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on
duty that you can’t get the damn thing to work. After he/she’s turned
it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a
good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to
you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
different screen than the one it’s set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the “Smurfs” theme song and play it
at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into
top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don’t know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn
it on.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have
it, say “Just in caseā€¦” mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes
at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if
they’re crazy while typing.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before
starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until
someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, “Oops, I
forgot.”

16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time
required, pray
“Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,” and scream “YES!” when it
finishes.

17. “DISK FIGHT!!!”

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you
(It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new
friends).

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets.
Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

20. If you’re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing “The
Lion Sleeps Tonight” whenever there is processing time required.

21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape
it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then
complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.

22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive,
when it doesn’t work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly
where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all
done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After
doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to
you.

26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person
next to you. Grinds some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never
provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension,
and it is far more effective to let them linger.

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split
ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor’s keyboard as you
leave.

28. Put a large, gold framed portrait of the British Royal Family
on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes
and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and
drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic
beauty of cotton on plastic.

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your
paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the
bad working conditions.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout “You will all perish in flames!!!”
and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is
smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (i.e.. the Delete key is A
Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note
loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computer’s mouse.

35. Borrow someone else’s keyboard by reaching over, saying “Excuse
me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?”, unplugging the keyboard & taking
it.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that
sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again
until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar
so your fill isn’t affected). Then look at your neighbor’s keyboard.
Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you
do this, ask: “Does *your* delete key work?” Shake your head, and
resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until
you’ve deleted about a page of your neighbor’s document. Then, suddenly
exclaim: “Well, whaddya know? I’ve been hitting the space bar this whole
time. No wonder it wasn’t deleting! Ha!” Print out your document and
leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab
monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special
effects, put some Elmer’s Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that
the computer is drooling.)

41. Stare at the person’s next to your’s screen, look really
puzzled, burst out laughing, and say “You did that?” loudly. Keep
laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making
elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse,
then leap back and yell “COVEEEEERRRRRR!” peek up from under the
table, walk back to the computer and say. “Oh, good. It worked this
time,” and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See who’s online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk
to them like you’ve known them all your lives. Hang-up before they get
a chance to figure out you’re a total stranger.

45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound
effects. Pretend it’s the computer and look really lost.

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that
the lead doesn’t work.

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of
flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh
happily, exclaim “You’re such a marvel!!”, and kiss the screen. Repeat
this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the
keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and
walk out.

48. Run into the computer lab, shout “Armageddon is here!!!!!”,
then calmly sit down and begin to type.

49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker
chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and
say, “Give me that computer or you’ll be feeding my pet crocodile for
the next week”.

50. Two words: Tesla Coil.

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